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JOKE : A BURGLAR AND THE PARROT

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús." Mysteryguy...




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Walnut Supports Weight Loss

Walnut Supports Weight Loss

Walnuts have also produced a good track record in the research as a desirable food for support of weight loss and for prevention of obesity. That finding often surprises people because they think of high-fat, high-calorie foods as a primary contributing factor to obesity and weight gain.

However, overconsumption of high-fat, high-calorie foods is a primary contributing factor to obesity and weight gain. Obesity has been clearly identified by researchers as involving chronic, unwanted inflammation. Walnuts are unique in their collection of anti-inflammatory nutrients. These nutrients include omega-3 fatty acids: phytonutrients including tannins, phenolic acids, and flavonoid- quunones like juglone, and other anti-inflammatory phytonutrients. These anti-inflammatory benefits can overshadow the high-calorie and high fat risk posed by walnuts.





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WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA????

WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA????

THIS LADY MISS HELENA FROM USA THAT WAS CAUGHT STEALING IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO ARREST HER.

THE SURPRISE OF ALL IS WHEN THE POLICEMAN ARRIVED AT THE SCENE AND ASKED MISS HELENA
"WHAT DID YOU STEAL FROM THE SHOP"?

MISS HELANA REPLIED: "FIVE EGGS TO FEED MY HUNGRY CHILDREN".

THE POLICE-OFFICER TOOK HER BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BOUGHT HER FOODSTUFFS TO FEED HERSELF AND HER KIDS.

MISS HELENA STARTS TO CRY AND ASKED THE OFFICER: "SIR THIS IS TOO MUCH YOU DID FOR ME".

THE OFFICER REPLIED: "SOMETIMES WE SHOULDN'T APPLY THE LAW BUT MUST APPLY THE HUMANITY".

PLEASE SHARE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND COMMENT.





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What Is mmm And How To Register For mmm

What Is mmm And How To Register For mmm


What is MMM and How Does it
Work?

MMM is an online platform designed to make sure that every of its members are financially free and okay. Is a donation program where those that have excess donated the money to those that need money  through a term known as 'PROVIDE HELP' by its members.
There is a 30% monthly mavro
increment on the money you provided help with. Let say you provide help with 100000 there will be 30000 increment on your money in the first month which k  increase on compounding interest.  After mmm system have matched you with the person that need your money, you are liable to collect your money provided it has been 15 days since you said you want to provide help. The system could match you immediately you said you want to provide help or it may takes weeks before it matches you to someone that need the amount you want to provide help with.

The good thing about mmm is that your money is in your bank account till they match you w…

TRUE STORY: WOMAN BEHEADED IN BADAGRY

TRUE STORY:
NIGERIA PLS WHERE ARE WE HEADING TO?
People are very wicked
Can do anything for money
Pls be careful
Woman Beheaded In Badagry
The police in Lagos have confirmed the arrest of a middle-aged man found in possession of a fresh woman head and two hands at Muwo area of Badagry.
An eyewitness, Mr Solomon Adube, said on Tuesday in Badagry that the suspect was seen carry a sack with blood dripping from it.
"The man was seen carrying a bag with blood dripping from it but when he was asked what was in the bag, he claimed it was bushmeat, saying he had just finished hunting.
"The people insisted on seeing the bush meat but he didn't oblige, so we suspected foul play and the bag was collected from him.
"Upon searching the bag, a head and two hands of a lady was seen in the bag and that was how people descended on him,'' he said.
"The timely intervention of policemen from the Area K Command, Morogbo saved the suspect from being lynched by angry mob,'' M…

50 Things About Your Wife

- by Salami Ganiyu

1. Your wife is not perfect, forgive her.
2. Your wife is the bone of your bone, do not break her.
3. Your wife is a gift, appreciate her.
4. Your wife is a rare gem, guide her jealously.
5. Your wife is your best friend, be friendly with her.
6. Your wife is your joy, nourish her.
7. Your wife is to be cherish, be cheerful to her.
8. Your wife is your portion, cherish her.
9. Your wife is not a devil, don't dump her.
10. Your wife is not only good for sex, carry her along in every issue.
Love Is The Greatest
11. Your wife is not your enemy, encourage her.
12. Your wife is not a family material, never commit her unto the hand of your family members.
13. Your wife is not your rival, don't compete with her.
14. Your wife is a female gender, honor her.
15. Your wife is not common, don't compare her.
16. Your wife is not a wash hand base, stop abusing her.
17. Your wife is a weaker vessel, handle her with care.
18. Your wife is a beautiful queen, celebrate h…

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN POLICE ASK YOU TO WRITE A STATEMENT

If the police ask you to write a statement, which they normally do when they stop you on the road and take you to their station or when they invite you to their station, you should know how to write a good statement that will not implicate you. First, whether you write a statement as a witness or as a suspect, you must understand that your statement is very likely going to be used against you either in court or for the purpose of blackmail by some officers (not all). Therefore, take your statement writing as a serious matter. Remember that you have right to refuse to write a statement until your lawyer is present. But this normally leads to argument and hostile reactions from the police, and it may likely be a pretext for them not releasing you immediately. There are no hard and fast rules as to the content of a statement. It is supposed to be what you know in relation to an incident or the reason for you being brought to the station. Since the statement is not just a general view on any…

Vote of Confidence

By Jack Obinyan-Buhari Fellow Nigerians...His name is Air Marshal Sadiq Abubakar, he is the Chief of Air Staff. He is by 'stratosphere' my best man in PMBs Govt. Within 12months: ● He built Airforce Housing Facilities in all 6 Geo-Political Zones. ● He built schools ● He built and donated a clinic to IDPs in N.E ● He renovated airfields ● He built NAF headquarters ● He made it possible for Nigerian Jet Fighters to be locally weaponized ● NAF Air support was crucial in the huge success against Boko Haram ● He commissions a project at least once EVERY WEEK I score this man 100 over 100 and I ask PMB to make him the next Chief of Defense Staff!!! #PMBSecurity

Osinbanjo Can Go on Leave

By Agunbiade Seyi Osinbajo can even go on leave when it's time for him to rest. Some people dey shout say who should act when him travel out...na him talk say make dem no confam am as President? If they like let them apoint deputy Acting President. Copied.

PICK YOUR CALLS PLEASE!!!

PICK YOUR CALLS PLEASE During the burial of a young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him. The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain. He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation. He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: "why is he calling? He should know that I am driving right behind him". He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling. Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him. He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his…

Akpos Joke: Proof of debt

Akpos Joke: Proof of debt



Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes y

3 quickie hot spots

3 quickie hot spots


1. Backseat driver

A good old favourite, your car is always there when desire should hit you. Whether you park in a quiet secluded spot or do it in the car park (watch out for those security cameras), your car offers many options. Depending on the size of yo

Top 11 Yoruba herbs and their English names

Top 11 Yoruba herbs and their English names

1. Mint leaf in Yoruba – Ewe minti

2. Spinach in Yoruba – Efo tete

3. Parsley leaf in Yoruba –

Ali Baba blasts those calling for the release of kidnap kingpin 'Evans'

Top Nigerian comedian and actor, Ali Baba, has angrily reacted
to the calls for arrested kidnap kingpin Chikwudubem
Onwuamadike aka Evans' to be freed from detention. In the
post, which he shared on Instagram, the comedian also
spoke on some of the societal issues facing the nation. He
wrote:
'I said it before, that we got here, where our country
now stagnates, as a consequence of what we failed
to do, what we allowed and a combination of all we
did individually and collectively.
But most assuredly, as a result of letting evils in our society
go unpunished. Someone goes into government, owning
only a bungalow, comes out after a term in office with
several properties, serious balances in their domiciliary
accounts, several cars yet there is no way, that official's
salaries and allowances can fund all those. And when
questions are asked, it's witch hunting.
How much was your paid tax since you are the owner of all
these wealth indicators? How did you make the money? Can

President Robert Mugabe is "as strong as an iron bar", says wife

President Robert Mugabe is "as strong as an iron bar", says wife

 Zimbabwe's First Lady Grace Mugabe has said his husband, President Robert Mugabe is "as strong as an iron bar", as she attempted to brush off reports that her 93-year-old husband is increasingly becoming fra

The people must show their leaders the door - Mbeki

The people must show their leaders the door - Mbeki


 Former President Thabo Mbeki said at the weekend that political leaders who have "overstayed their welcome" must be shown the door by their own people.

"Political leaders should not stay in position

Angolan VP to be tried for corruption in Portugal

Angolan VP to be tried for corruption in Portugal

According to reports, Angolan Vice President Manuel Vicente will face trial in Portugal over allegations he bribed a magistrate to drop two investigations against him, according to a Wednesday ruling cited in Por

Source of Georgia street drug that killed as many as 4 people still unknown

Source of Georgia street drug that killed as many as 4 people still unknown

Days after a counterfeit street version of a prescription painkiller cause

American rapper, Prodigy has died

One half of rap group Mobb Deep, Prodigy has died. He died in Las Vegas this morning. He was just 42 years old.

The group’s publicist issued a statement confirming the news stating: “It is with extreme sadness and disbelief that we confirm the death of o

Kanye West and wife, Kim Kardashian spotted cuddling at a wedding in Cali

Kanye West and wife, Kim Kardashian spotted cuddling at a wedding in Cali

Black American Rapper, Kanye West and his wife, Kim Kardashian were

Remedy for cold: Warm Salt Water

Treat That Stuffy Nose With Warm Salt Water

A proven method to fight coldness and nasal congestion is salt-watering rising.

Salt-water rinsing helps break nasal congestion,

If You Start Early, the Fortune Belongs to You

If you start early, you should be able to reap the reward early and be a pioneer in that field. Surely, everybody will be faced with several opportunities during the life. Some people take the opportunities. Some of the opportunities they take, work very well, and so they will succeed to build a good life and future.


If You Start Early, the Fortune Belongs to You. If You Start Early, the Odds Are Heavy in Your Favor:

Those who wait, always witness the success of those who don't wait and take the opportunities right away. If you act next year, you will succeed at least one year later than those who act today, of course if the opportunity is still available the next year.
Some others are used to hesitate and sit back. They wait for another chance or they think they'd better to wait for the ideal situation first. But the ideal situation they always wait for, will never come. They say they want to wait for the ideal situation, but indeed, they are afraid of taking actions. The "…

Joke: “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, "Look Mama, I'm a white boy!" His mother smacks him and says, "Go tell your Daddy what you just said!" The boy finds his father and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy!" His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?" The boy replies, "I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!"

How Orville and Wilbur Wright make the first successful flight in history

DEC 17 1903 First airplane flies Near Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, Orville and Wilbur Wright make the first successful flight in history of a self-propelled, heavier-than-air aircraft. Orville piloted the gasoline-powered, propeller-driven biplane, which stayed aloft for 12 seconds and covered 120 feet on its inaugural flight.
Orville and Wilbur Wright grew up in Dayton, Ohio, and developed an interest in aviation after learning of the glider flights of the German engineer Otto Lilienthal in the 1890s. Unlike their older brothers, Orville and Wilbur did not attend college, but they possessed extraordinary technical ability and a sophisticated approach to solving problems in mechanical design. They built printing presses and in 1892 opened a bicycle sales and repair shop. Soon, they were building their own bicycles, and this experience, combined with profits from their various businesses, allowed them to pursue actively their dream of building the world's first airplane.
After exhaus…

Iniesta and Messi won 30 trophies as Barça players

Iniesta and Messi won 30 trophies as Barça players

Andrés Iniesta and Leo Messi continuing setting new records, the Copa del Rey 2017 trophy being their 30th as Barça players. The figure is without doubt spectacular and one that no other players in the Club's history have achieved.
The list of honours won is exactly the same for both players: 8 league titles, 7 Spanish Super Cups, 4 Champions Leagues, 5 Copas del Rey, 3 European Super Cups and 3 Club World Cups. Andrés Iniesta and Leo Messi have been at the very heart of the most successful decade in the FC Barcelona's history.
Fifth Copa del Rey for four Barça players
Furthermore, with the latest Copa del Rey success against Alavés, four members of the current first team squad have now won the competition on five separate occasions with FC Barcelona. They are Gerard Piqué, Sergio Busquets, Andrés Iniesta and Lionel Messi with victories in 2009, 2012, 2015, 2016 and 2017. 

Need a dollar card instantly in Nigeria?

Need a dollar card instantly in Nigeria?

If you need a dollar card in Nigeria instantly, visit any gtbank branch across the nation to get a prepaid dollar card in minutes.

This is different form naira card, this is dollard card.

Contact dollardebit@gtbank.com for more info.

Chef Sues P Diddy For Constantly Making Her Serve Him Snacks While He Was Having Sex

Chef Sues P Diddy For Constantly Making Her Serve Him Snacks While He Was Having Sex

A personal chef of rapper/producer Sean "Diddy" Combs sued her former employer for sexual harassment after she says he routinely made her serve him food Quote "while he and/or his guests were engaged in or immediately following sexual activity."

Cindy Rueda says she was hired to work for Combs in 2015,  but was   Quote "lured into a situation where she could be accused of theft and ultimately terminated" after complaining about the working conditions to Combs' estate director Stacy Friend. Rueda was fired on May 8, 2016, and filed her lawsuit one year later. Rueda claimed that she was often summoned into her former boss's room to discover that he "was naked" and asked her if "she was attracted to or liked his naked body." She also said that one of Combs's friends cornered her in the kitchen while he was Nood.
 Rueda was sacked for allegedly stealing…

Corps Member Arrested In Kogi State For Attempted Theft Of ATM Machine

Corps Member Arrested In Kogi State For Attempted Theft Of ATM Machine


A National Youth Service

Monaco reject Man Utd Mbappe bid

Monaco reject Man Utd Mbappe bid

Manchester United have seen a bid of €85m rejected for Monaco's 18-year-old

Nigerian Lady Blasts Ex-boyfriend Good At Killing Girlfriends' Babies

Nigerian Lady Blasts Ex-boyfriend Good At Killing Girlfriends' Babies

In an Instagram post 'name one thing your ex was good at' meant to ge

Milan close to Musacchio deal

Milan close to Musacchio deal

It's reported that AC

Real Madrid is 70% in 2016/17 UEFA Champions League final

Real Madrid is 70% in 2016/17 UEFA Champions League final

 Real Madrid hosted League and city rival

Comedian EmmaOhMaGod is a year older

Comedian EmmaOhMaGod is a year older

The popular Instagram

Van Dijk in, Zouma out at Chelsea

Van Dijk in, Zouma out at Chelsea

Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma will be loaned out next season to make room for Virgil van Dijk.

City to pay £50m for Coman

You Brought This On Yourself - John Njamah To Mercy Aigbe

You Brought This On Yourself & You Want Us To Pity You' - John Njamah To Mercy Aigbe

Nollywood filmmaker and Director, John Njamah, took to Social media to literally talk about Actress Mercy Aigbe's 7-year failed

Hoffenheim to speak with Iheanacho

Hoffenheim to speak with Iheanacho

Manchester City have granted German side Hoffenheim permission to speak with Kelechi

Big Brother Naija Winner, Efe Visited Comedian, Ali Baba

Big Brother Naija Winner, Efe  Visited Comedian, Ali Baba

Big Brother Naija 2017 winner, Efe Ejeba paid a visit to award winning veteran comedian, Ali Baba, who was one of his ardent supporters

'Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If Anything Go Wrong With President Buhari' - Bishop Seun Adeoye

'Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If Anything Go Wrong With President Buhari' - Bishop Seun Adeoye


Leader of the Sufficient Grace and Truth Ministry in Osun State, Bishop Seun Adeoye

Griezmann Agrees Moving To Man Utd

Griezmann agrees Man Utd contract
France international and Athletico Madrid star and striker, Antoine Griezmann has reportedly agreed a £280,000-a-week deal to join Manchester United after Atletico Madrid's flop in the Champions League semi-final first leg.

Griezmann agrees moving to Man Utd

Griezmann agrees Man Utd contract
France international and Athletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann has reportedly agreed a £280,000-a-week deal to join Manchester United after Atletico Madrid's flop in the Champions League semi-final first leg.

NEKATA.: A story about a Japanese murderer on Death Row

A story about a Japanese

murderer on Death Row

This was an experience from

Japan, as told by a circuit

overseer:

(w81 5/15 3, yb73 244-245 and

w59 637-639)

Jehovah's Witnesses were doing

street work 0

Short codes to transfer money at access bank

Short codes do I require to buy airtime or use any of the other

Super food for weight loss and diabetes-used

So-called Superfoods are
nutritional powerhouses that
help build bones,
prevent chronic diseases,
improve your eyesight, and even
keep your mind
sharp. But did you know new
evidence suggests these foods
can also help you
get—and stay—slim?
Read on for the top superfoods
for weight loss, and how to pack
them into
your daily diet!
Black beans A cup of black beans
packs a whopping 15 grams of
satisfying
protein and doesn't contain any
of the saturated fat found in
other protein
sources, like red meat.
Try this recipe: Spiced Black
Bean Hummus With Marinated
Peaches
< http://recipes.health.com/ recipes/10000001989969- spiced-black-bean-hummus- with-marinated-peaches >
Oats Oats are rich in fiber, so a
serving can help you feel full
throughout
the day. Just a half cup packs 4.6
grams of Resistant Starch
< http://www.health.com/health/ article/0,,20409809,00.html>, a
healthy carb
that boosts metabolism and
burns fat.
Try this recipe: Dar…