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JOKE : A BURGLAR AND THE PARROT

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús." Mysteryguy...




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Walnut Supports Weight Loss

Walnut Supports Weight Loss

Walnuts have also produced a good track record in the research as a desirable food for support of weight loss and for prevention of obesity. That finding often surprises people because they think of high-fat, high-calorie foods as a primary contributing factor to obesity and weight gain.

However, overconsumption of high-fat, high-calorie foods is a primary contributing factor to obesity and weight gain. Obesity has been clearly identified by researchers as involving chronic, unwanted inflammation. Walnuts are unique in their collection of anti-inflammatory nutrients. These nutrients include omega-3 fatty acids: phytonutrients including tannins, phenolic acids, and flavonoid- quunones like juglone, and other anti-inflammatory phytonutrients. These anti-inflammatory benefits can overshadow the high-calorie and high fat risk posed by walnuts.





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WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA????

WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA????

THIS LADY MISS HELENA FROM USA THAT WAS CAUGHT STEALING IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO ARREST HER.

THE SURPRISE OF ALL IS WHEN THE POLICEMAN ARRIVED AT THE SCENE AND ASKED MISS HELENA
"WHAT DID YOU STEAL FROM THE SHOP"?

MISS HELANA REPLIED: "FIVE EGGS TO FEED MY HUNGRY CHILDREN".

THE POLICE-OFFICER TOOK HER BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BOUGHT HER FOODSTUFFS TO FEED HERSELF AND HER KIDS.

MISS HELENA STARTS TO CRY AND ASKED THE OFFICER: "SIR THIS IS TOO MUCH YOU DID FOR ME".

THE OFFICER REPLIED: "SOMETIMES WE SHOULDN'T APPLY THE LAW BUT MUST APPLY THE HUMANITY".

PLEASE SHARE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND COMMENT.





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What Is mmm And How To Register For mmm

What Is mmm And How To Register For mmm


What is MMM and How Does it
Work?

MMM is an online platform designed to make sure that every of its members are financially free and okay. Is a donation program where those that have excess donated the money to those that need money  through a term known as 'PROVIDE HELP' by its members.
There is a 30% monthly mavro
increment on the money you provided help with. Let say you provide help with 100000 there will be 30000 increment on your money in the first month which k  increase on compounding interest.  After mmm system have matched you with the person that need your money, you are liable to collect your money provided it has been 15 days since you said you want to provide help. The system could match you immediately you said you want to provide help or it may takes weeks before it matches you to someone that need the amount you want to provide help with.

The good thing about mmm is that your money is in your bank account till they match you w…

TRUE STORY: WOMAN BEHEADED IN BADAGRY

TRUE STORY:
NIGERIA PLS WHERE ARE WE HEADING TO?
People are very wicked
Can do anything for money
Pls be careful
Woman Beheaded In Badagry
The police in Lagos have confirmed the arrest of a middle-aged man found in possession of a fresh woman head and two hands at Muwo area of Badagry.
An eyewitness, Mr Solomon Adube, said on Tuesday in Badagry that the suspect was seen carry a sack with blood dripping from it.
"The man was seen carrying a bag with blood dripping from it but when he was asked what was in the bag, he claimed it was bushmeat, saying he had just finished hunting.
"The people insisted on seeing the bush meat but he didn't oblige, so we suspected foul play and the bag was collected from him.
"Upon searching the bag, a head and two hands of a lady was seen in the bag and that was how people descended on him,'' he said.
"The timely intervention of policemen from the Area K Command, Morogbo saved the suspect from being lynched by angry mob,'' M…

50 Things About Your Wife

- by Salami Ganiyu

1. Your wife is not perfect, forgive her.
2. Your wife is the bone of your bone, do not break her.
3. Your wife is a gift, appreciate her.
4. Your wife is a rare gem, guide her jealously.
5. Your wife is your best friend, be friendly with her.
6. Your wife is your joy, nourish her.
7. Your wife is to be cherish, be cheerful to her.
8. Your wife is your portion, cherish her.
9. Your wife is not a devil, don't dump her.
10. Your wife is not only good for sex, carry her along in every issue.
Love Is The Greatest
11. Your wife is not your enemy, encourage her.
12. Your wife is not a family material, never commit her unto the hand of your family members.
13. Your wife is not your rival, don't compete with her.
14. Your wife is a female gender, honor her.
15. Your wife is not common, don't compare her.
16. Your wife is not a wash hand base, stop abusing her.
17. Your wife is a weaker vessel, handle her with care.
18. Your wife is a beautiful queen, celebrate h…

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN POLICE ASK YOU TO WRITE A STATEMENT

If the police ask you to write a statement, which they normally do when they stop you on the road and take you to their station or when they invite you to their station, you should know how to write a good statement that will not implicate you. First, whether you write a statement as a witness or as a suspect, you must understand that your statement is very likely going to be used against you either in court or for the purpose of blackmail by some officers (not all). Therefore, take your statement writing as a serious matter. Remember that you have right to refuse to write a statement until your lawyer is present. But this normally leads to argument and hostile reactions from the police, and it may likely be a pretext for them not releasing you immediately. There are no hard and fast rules as to the content of a statement. It is supposed to be what you know in relation to an incident or the reason for you being brought to the station. Since the statement is not just a general view on any…

Vote of Confidence

By Jack Obinyan-Buhari Fellow Nigerians...His name is Air Marshal Sadiq Abubakar, he is the Chief of Air Staff. He is by 'stratosphere' my best man in PMBs Govt. Within 12months: ● He built Airforce Housing Facilities in all 6 Geo-Political Zones. ● He built schools ● He built and donated a clinic to IDPs in N.E ● He renovated airfields ● He built NAF headquarters ● He made it possible for Nigerian Jet Fighters to be locally weaponized ● NAF Air support was crucial in the huge success against Boko Haram ● He commissions a project at least once EVERY WEEK I score this man 100 over 100 and I ask PMB to make him the next Chief of Defense Staff!!! #PMBSecurity

Osinbanjo Can Go on Leave

By Agunbiade Seyi Osinbajo can even go on leave when it's time for him to rest. Some people dey shout say who should act when him travel out...na him talk say make dem no confam am as President? If they like let them apoint deputy Acting President. Copied.

PICK YOUR CALLS PLEASE!!!

PICK YOUR CALLS PLEASE During the burial of a young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him. The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain. He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation. He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: "why is he calling? He should know that I am driving right behind him". He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling. Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him. He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his…